Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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