I look better un-naked...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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