he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He kissed a someone with a penis
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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