i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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