I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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