I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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