I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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