apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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