You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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