Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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