Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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