ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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