I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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