is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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