Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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