Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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