You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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