Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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