Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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