It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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