I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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