quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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