I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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