and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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