I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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