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(360): View more from Washington

Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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(917): View more from New York City

I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM

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(209): View more from California

I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.

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(949): View more from California

You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"

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(916): View more from California

I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�

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(248): View more from Michigan

Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up

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What a great time to reflect on life

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.

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