The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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