Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Sext me about skeletons
Randomize
