So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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