We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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