Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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