Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize