I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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