you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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