i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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