grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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