I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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