i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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