I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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