I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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