I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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