were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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