Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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