I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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