Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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