my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
and i looked up. we had an audience...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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