foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she peed on how many people?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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