so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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