She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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