Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
it glows. i had to have it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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