There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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