She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Did I show you my penis last night?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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