like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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