Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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